The moment when you realize that the reason your friend shaved was because she’s gonna be getting it soon…..
If you have to delete the entire text conversation to hide it from someone, you should not be talking to that person.
when you feel yourself getting attatched
[puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives
if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
oh my god
Reblog if you want a bunch of “have you evers” and “would you rathers” in your ask box right now.
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
‘you’re saying things at me and i dont know how to respond’ a novel by me
Someone give me confidence to reply to guys on OKCupid… or tell me it’s a bad idea.
I thought getting an OKCupid would be interesting, but I’m just as bad at talking to guys online as I am meeting them in real life…